According to Cal...
From a freshmen generation of degenerate beauty queens. Raising hell all over town. Sorry bout it.

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

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yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

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vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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